God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
Translatenya dalam bahasa Indonesia:
Tuhan menciptakan bagian2 tubuh denan suatu alasan
Mata: untuk melihatmu
Tangan: untuk mendoakanmu
Pikiran: untuk mengingatmu
Hati : untuk merindukanmu
dan,.,.
Kaki: untuk menendangmu jika kau pernah melupakanqu
Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)
artinya bahasa Indonesia:
Teman bagaikan seekor ikan.
kamu harus duduk dengan sabar untuk waktu yang lama
untuk menangkap yang baik.
Sama seperti aku menangkapmu.
jadi lebih baik tetap bersikap manis jika tidak
Aku akan menggorengmu ..;)
I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep. - Jim Loy
saya mencoba membaca buku tentang cara membuat rileks,. Tapi aku tetap jatuh tertidur,. heheh
Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
artinya:
Berjanjilah kita adalah sahabat sejati
Saya lampu kamu adalah terang
Saya Coke Anda Sprite
Saya Sawan Anda badal
Saya normal Anda Pagal
Saya Air Anda Tanki
Saya Tarzan Anda Monyet
Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....
OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!
Boss hangs a poster in Office
"I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"
He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk.
"Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."
artinya :
Boss menggantung poster di Kantor
"SAYA BOSNYA, JANGAN LUPA"
Dia kembali dari makan siang, menemukan slip di mejanya.
"boss istrimu tadi memanggil, dia ingin poster kembali rumahnya."
heheheh,. ternyata depe istri kote boss dirumah,. :p
You May Not Be Perfect in Many Things,
But
Many Things Cannot Be Perfect Without YOU.
Stay Special In Ur Own Little ways.
Have a great day
Anda Tidak Mungkin Sempurna dalam Banyak Hal,
tapi
Banyak Hal Tidak Dapat Sempurna Tanpa ANDA.
Tetaplah spesial Dalam cara kecilmu itu.
Have a great day
Father: How did you fail the final exam?
Son: Under water
Aather: What do you mean?
Son :All below 'C' level
artinya :
Ayah: Bagaimana Anda gagal ujian akhir?
Anak: Di bawah air
Aather: Apa maksudmu?
Son: Semua di bawah tingkat 'C'
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $2,50 per minute.
Jika pria berbicara kotor terhadap perempuan itu gangguan seksual,. tapi ketika wanita berkata kotor terhadap pria,. itu $2.50 tiap menit,.
When I was born
Devil said...Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said ...
Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think that you are a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before
The Earth without the "art" part is just "Eh".
and the Pleasure without the "plea" part is ....
Kiss Is The Key Of Love,
Love Is The Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is The Box Of Children,
And too many Children means more Problem for the world
So Please Stop Kissing & Save the world for a while...
Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!
What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......
I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
dmikianlah postingan kali ini tentang SMS lucu bahasa Inggris terbaik,. thanks,. salam orang Tanawangko
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thanks so baca,. tertarik? kase komen dang,.